I drink all the coffee I want, it's not going to change the heaviness of my eyelids. I'm tired, and rightfully so, folks. At the time of this writing, it's 2:26 am, according to the little clock in the corner of this computer screen, but somehow, it doesn't feel like it should possibly be that late already. I'm pretty bored out of my mind and I'm not able to sleep in my current situation, (if you know what I mean) and decided to check out my blog stats, for shits and giggles. That's when I thought, "Hey, if you want stats, don't you think you should be writing, not just hanging around?" But then I said to myself, "But Brad, what would you possibly write about? You haven't been inspired in weeks, what could you write? Please don't write one of those blogs where you explain to the reader that you have nothing to write about!"
I've got an idea. What about Thanksgiving? Yes! Thanksgiving is when the Indians and the Pilgrims got together to eat the Indians' food. How very nice of the Indians. Now we get together with family or friends and eat abused turkeys and watch the Detroit Lions. Pretty close to the same thing, eh? It's a weird holiday, but I'm not one to celebrate the original meaning of whatever holiday we're talking about, I just use holidays as an excuse to get together with family. Like for instance, do I really care that Christmas day is suppose to be the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ? Nope, I just want to exchange gifts with people. I just want to hear Christmas songs and have a tree and there to be lights. I love Christmas, but not because of Jesus. Thanksgiving, while the origins are good enough, I suppose, is not about the Indians and pilgrims It's about eating food and watching mediocre football with family and/or friends. Did I say eating? I meant gorging. That's what it is. I look forward to it.
So now that I've talked about Thanksgiving, now I need a way to trick people into reading this. I think an easy way to do that is to title this thing something that will create traffic, all the while deceiving the Internet user. Perhaps something like "Secret Black Friday Deals Revealed" or "Walmart Target Black Friday Specials Leak." Haha yeah, cheap traffic. I just want to destroy any shred of credibility I might have, which is zero, by the way. Maybe they'll click my ads before they angrily click the back button back to the Google results? Maybe they'll buy a t shirt? It makes a great Christmas gift.
I've got an idea. What about Thanksgiving? Yes! Thanksgiving is when the Indians and the Pilgrims got together to eat the Indians' food. How very nice of the Indians. Now we get together with family or friends and eat abused turkeys and watch the Detroit Lions. Pretty close to the same thing, eh? It's a weird holiday, but I'm not one to celebrate the original meaning of whatever holiday we're talking about, I just use holidays as an excuse to get together with family. Like for instance, do I really care that Christmas day is suppose to be the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ? Nope, I just want to exchange gifts with people. I just want to hear Christmas songs and have a tree and there to be lights. I love Christmas, but not because of Jesus. Thanksgiving, while the origins are good enough, I suppose, is not about the Indians and pilgrims It's about eating food and watching mediocre football with family and/or friends. Did I say eating? I meant gorging. That's what it is. I look forward to it.
So now that I've talked about Thanksgiving, now I need a way to trick people into reading this. I think an easy way to do that is to title this thing something that will create traffic, all the while deceiving the Internet user. Perhaps something like "Secret Black Friday Deals Revealed" or "Walmart Target Black Friday Specials Leak." Haha yeah, cheap traffic. I just want to destroy any shred of credibility I might have, which is zero, by the way. Maybe they'll click my ads before they angrily click the back button back to the Google results? Maybe they'll buy a t shirt? It makes a great Christmas gift.
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