Thursday, December 30, 2010

My Favorite Music: 2010, #1

Well, folks. We made it! We've reached number one on our little list! I know you "all" been on the edge of your seat waiting to find out what who grabbed the top spot this year, and I guess I shouldn't make you wait any longer, right?


#1. Sleigh Bells - Treats

No music this year, or perhaps ever, has instantly grabbed me and choked me nearly to death quite like what Sleigh Bells acomplished in 2010. This band created a bunch of buzz back in late 2009 when some demos were posted and someone noticed and started yelling about how great it was. So soon enough, a proper album was dropped and it did not disappoint. Relying heavily on heavily distorted guitars with odd tuning, layered over dance beats, with a subtle female vocal creates a recipe for disaster on paper. When put into practice, you get something completely fresh and new and like nothing you have ever heard before. Not only is it the coolest shit I had the privilege of hearing this year, it may go down as the coolest shit I have ever heard, or ever will. I can't say enough about this album that other people who are better at this sort of thing have not already said, but I want you to hear it from my mouth, I suppose. I'll say it again, what makes this special and fantastic is that it is totally new, totally fresh, and totally original. And very loud.

Fun thing to note about the entire list of top 5ers, none of them were purchased on CD. 4 of the 5 were bought digitally, and one on vinyl, which included a digital copy. Even of the Honorable Mentions, only three were bought on CD. I guess I didn't realize how much I was using iTunes and AmazonMP3 so much. But no matter how I got them, they are all great. I could admit that Treats and Infinite Arms were basically a tie for first, but I had to pick one over the other, and I could not pass the opportunity to rave about Treats. If you haven't heard this album yet, I suggest you go out and get it.

That concludes my wrap-up on my favorite music of 2010. If you know what's good for you, go out and buy these. They made my year awesome, and just because you can't include them on your list next year, doesn't mean you can't enjoy them next year just as much as I did this year.

If you want, please tell me about the good music I missed, and I will be very happy to give it a spin! Your input is very important to me!

Key Track(s): Tell Em', Straight A's, Infinity Guitars, Kids

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

My Favorite Music: 2010 The Rest

I think before we talk about number one on my list of favorite albums of 2010, I want to go through the other hits and misses of this past year. I bought a good amount of music in 2010, lots and lots of it was from the used bins at Grimey's and The Great Escape, and most of it wasn't released in 2010. But of the stuff I did buy this year, these are the honorable mentions!

Honorable Mentions: In No Particular Order

Four Year Strong - Enemy of the World

The Gay Blades - Savages

Vampire Weekend - Contra

Bad Books - s/t

Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Nightmare

Motion City Soundtrack - My Dinosaur Life

Hot Hot Heat - Future Breeds

OK Go - Of The Blue Color Of The Sky

I also want to touch on the biggest disappointment of the year. That honor goes to the band Terrible Things, with their debut album titled Terrible Things. While not living up to the name in being actually Terrible, it was pretty damn generic. I like Fred Mascherino, and I really liked his solo album, under the name The Color Fred, but this album is so bland. Radio-ready blah. Alternative Press gave it such a glowing review, I figured it must be the greatest album to be released this year, only to be a huge let down. Sorry Fred, I like you, I support you, but this is not very inspiring stuff.

Of the honorable mentions above, I want to highlight Vampire Weekend, OK Go and Hot Hot Heat. These albums are all great, despite being left off my illustrious list, and I recommend you go get them, in that order.

Key Track, Honorable Mentions:
Before the Earth Was Round - OK Go - Of The Blue Color of the Sky


Best album not released in 2010 that I procured in 2010:

Spockadelic - Ooh Baby I like It Raw



Thanks for reading. Tomorrow is the big day! Number one is...

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

My Favorite Music: 2010, #2

Back in 2008, I started a band with my longtime friends. When you start a band, you try to figure out what sounds everyone likes so you can add that to your own sound as a band. Even if Tim, Chris, TJ, and Andy were my best friends, there was still music that we all listened to on our own that perhaps wasn't widely shared amongst the group. Tim, for one, had a taste that was much different than Andy and I. Well, in the spirit of expanding my horizons, Tim borrowed me a CD by the band Band of Horses. I instantly fell in love with it. So did my wife. So much so, we made one of the songs off the album our first dance song at our wedding.

In 2010, Band of Horses released their third album, and it comes in at number two on our list...


#2. Band Of Horses - Infinite Arms

Like the total hipster I am, I bought this album on vinyl. Thankfully, it was one of those that included a digital download of the album as well, so I could rock it on my iPod, too. Good thing, because it has been pretty hard to separate me from this music since it's initial release, on May 18th. Every song on here is absolutely beautiful. This is easily my most listened to album of 2010, for sure, as you could tell by my Last.fm page. Me liking this album so much signaled a shift in musical taste in 2010, towards, you know, this. Because I couldn't get enough of this album. We saw them play here in Nashville at the War Memorial Auditorium in July, and it was a very good show. We were right up front for it, which was so cool.

I believe I have run out of ways to gush about this album at this point, except to say that it was HIGHLY considered for the number one spot...

But I had to save that for the most innovative album I think I have ever heard... However, if you want my opinion of the best music made in 2010, this is it. Not just my favorite, but the best music made this year. Simple as that.

Key Track(s): Infinite Arms, Dilly, Factory, Evening Kitchen, Older, For Annabelle

Monday, December 27, 2010

My Favorite Music: 2010, #3


Remember when I said that this wasn't going to go this smoothly? Boy was I wrong. I am pleasantly surprised to present to you my number three album in the list of favorite albums released in 2010.

#3. The Wonder Years - The Upsides

One thing I'll say is that I haven't shouted loud enough about the Wonder Years. First off, not a fan of their band name. Sort of expected band name from a pop-punk band. But what lies within the music is one of the most fantastic contributions to pop-punk in years. The band hail from Philadelphia, PA, and if you listened to Soupy Campbell's lyrics, you would have probably picked up on that pretty quickly. The album's lyrical content centers on Campbell's social awkwardness as well as being fed up with dealing with douche bags. Another running theme in the album is that he's "not sad anymore," and learning to understand where he fits in with society, which is not many places besides "the back of the van." It's odd for me to know so much about the lyrical content of music, because that's usually the last thing I hear when I listen to music. That's what makes this album so outstanding. The lyrics are so damn clever and interesting.

Those that know me know that I have been a fan of pop-punk since about 1999, especially in the earlier part of the 2000's. This is the best pop-punk album released in YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS. It was really close to being number one on this list, but the other two above this are just so strong, I couldn't. If you like pop-punk or punk or good music, or good lyrics, GET THIS. It just got re-released, so go get that deluxe edition that I couldn't wait it out to get myself. This album is also out on No Sleep Records. (At one point, what label a band was signed to mattered, but not in my time listening to music. But I feel it should be noted anyhow.)

Key Track: New Years With Carl Weathers

Sunday, December 26, 2010

My Favorite Music: 2010, #4

Here's the thing, I believe yesterday, I said that the list I'm compiling is the "best music of 2010," when I actually mean to say these are my favorite albums of 2010. Who am I to say that these are the best? These are my favorite albums of 2010. And it continues...


#4. Angels & Airwaves - LOVE

This was actually a tough spot for me, not because I couldn't
decide between five, four and three, or whatever, because I already knew I wanted to include The Felix Culpa. The problem was what to put at number four and leave off the list completely. In a slight edge over OK GO's Of The Blue Color Of The Sky, I have chosen Angels & Airwaves' third album for a few reasons. When a song from this album comes on my iPod on shuffle, I very regularly have taken shuffle off, and listened to the rest of the album instead of keeping it on shuffle. That's a good sign for the album, in my opinion. This album was originally slated to be released on Christmas day 2009, but was pushed back to Valentine's day because the production of it was delayed by that little get-together Tom Delonge had with Blink 18fucking2. Blink reuniting is just fine by me. But to delay the release what was my most anticipated album of 2009 until 2010 was a huge disappointment. The benefit of it was that the wait made me want it harder, and when it came out, FOR FREE I MIGHT ADD, the wait was totally worth it. And, now it can be included in my favorite of 2010 list!

Like I said, it was released on Valentine's day as a free download via Tom's Modlife site, so there was no excuse for you not to go get this record. It might still be free, I haven't checked, but if so, I highly recommended you go download this. Now, if you have heard AVA's other two albums, this will not really come as a surprise what this album sounds like, but I happen to be a big fan of what Tom has created with AVA. It basically sounds like a continuation of the other two albums. When Tom said that Angels & Airwaves would never go away, even if he had reunited with Blink, that made me pretty happy. He could put this album out every year and I'd love it every time. BEST album of 2010? Probably not. My fourth favorite?

Absolutely.

Key Track: Soul Survivor (...2012)

Thanks for reading. Check back for the rest of the list.


Saturday, December 25, 2010

My Favorite Music: 2010, #5

Ho Ho Ho! It's the holiday season. In fact, I could probably skip the season part of that statement, because today is Christmas morning. Forgive me for not really touching on the subject here, but you know what? Hasn't that all been said already by everyone else. I think the best way to sum the whole idea up was already written.

Shit is about to get real boring around these parts, as I have been mentally blogging for a while now, coming up with my End of 2010 Best Albums list!

Now, there are people out there that can compile a list of their favorite albums of 2010 and not include one album that I hadn't heard about from him and him only. He is the person I envy, I suppose. I wish I could do that sort of thing, in a way. I'm sure there will be albums included in my list that you haven't heard or even heard of the people making it. Maybe not. Either way, at this point, I can't be that guy that only listens to the most underground, innovative, left field music being made, because I'm not that guy. I probably won't ever be that guy, no mater how hard I try. And also, just to clarify, regardless what I just said, I'm not trying to be anyone but myself, and I like what I like, so I don't want to come across as wanting to be EVEN MORE of a music snob than I probably already come across as...

Anyway. I'm going to write about an album a day, for five days. That's a top five list, if you weren't paying attention. I think I'll include a honorable mention list as well, which will be all the other good shit I want to mention but didn't crack the top five. Also, If you know my posting style, this will take longer than five days. My parents are coming to town, so...we'll see.

Should we start today? Why not?

#5 The Felix Culpa - Sever Your Roots

There a band from the Illinois/Wisconsin boarder, like the Chicago area. This is a fantastic album, more for it's depth than anything else. This is not a record to be taken lightly, or in a hurry. If anything, that's the one problem I have with Sever Your Roots, as sometimes I just don't have the proper attention to give to it. In the age of A.D.D. music, and short sonic bursts and blasts, this is a treat to those that enjoy the long term listen. I've been listening to this album since February, and I am still finding nuggets of awesome hidden in songs later on the album. There is not a bad song on here. Please don't take the "knock" I gave this album the wrong way. The knock is on me, not them. I'm the one with the problem, the one that can't focus long enough to drink it all in. This has been my go-to album all year for something fresh, and something brilliant. For those of you that haven't heard anything and want a description of the sound, they can be best described as a progressive indie band with post-hardcore elements. Take from that what you will, as that doesn't say a whole hell of a lot, if you don't know exactly what that means.

Personally, as a drummer, the drumming on here is top-notch. Very excellent. Also, one thing I like about it is his equipment sounds unique enough for me to instantly recognize it and separate it from other drum sounds being produced from every other act out there. Does that mean he's probably using a off-the-wall high-hat? Yeah, probably. Regardless, I like it.

The band self-released the album back in January, and has since signed to No Sleep Records, and that label will be making another appearance on this list in the coming days, believe me. Go buy this record if you like guitars and drums and loud to quiet to loud again. Also, if you need to hear something that takes a while to savor, and not something disposable, at all.

Didn't mean to make this that long. Sorry!

Key Track: An Instrument

(If nothing else, go listen to that song!!!!)

Sunday, December 12, 2010

On Letting Go

I'm a collector of stuff. Well, sort of. I'm more of a half-ass collector of stuff I think is important. Not anything like my brother, or at least how he used to be. He has hundreds upon hundreds of unopened WWF action figures from the late 90's and early 2000's stashed away in an undisclosed location, that will probably net thousands someday. That's a collector. There are people that seriously collect things, like the people who really do it for the money and the thrill of the hunt. People who spend entire chunks of their lives devoted to tracking down that rare copy of whatever it is they feel they must own. I always liked those people, and would love nothing more than to emulate them, but it requires purchasing power, as well as constant vigilance to find what is you want, weather it's a rare music album or a baseball card or even a piece of art. I can think I am special because I own the first version of Slipknot's first album that got pulled from the shelves because of a copyright violation on one of the tracks, but I'm not. (though the actual disc was stolen in the now infamous incident in late August, 2002, I still have the case...)

I am actually just a guy who buys stuff, like anyone else. My collection of CD's spans the past 18 or so years of my life, since I started buying CD's. I have only parted ways with a very, very small percentage of them. Like, we're talkin' less than 10 in my whole life. The reason is because I am a borderline hoarder, and it would be full-blown if not for my wife convincing me to let go of things in the past few years. (Still cringing at donating my wash bucket of hot wheels and matchbox cars in '09.) But now, I have a lot of CD's I don't even display in my CD rack in the spare bedroom, that I could probably part ways with. They have a few great used CD places here in town, and I think that now is the right time to start paring down the collection. Do I really need the money? Not really. I could survive, for sure. But if I'm getting rid of my prized collection of CD's, I'm going to use the money for something I really want, damn it.

So I'm gonna sell my CD's and buy Nashville Predators hockey tickets with the money. Yup, totally a good idea. All I ever do is try to scheme ways to go to Preds games, and this is a way to do just that. Hockey tickets, especially NHL hockey tickets, and especially good NHL tickets are quite pricey. If I'm going to sell off my life long collection, I'm going to use the money for something I really, really want. That's to watch hockey. It's a win-win, because my wife wants that clutter out of the house, anyway. So I'll essentially gather my semi-prized possessions, give them to the Great Escape or Grimey's, then transfer the funds into David Poile's checkbook.

Let's just hope I don't have a meltdown letting go.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Did I Ever Tell You Abut The Time I Met Paul McCartney?

[Never before have I come to this page, and told myself to write, has it felt more like a chore I don't want to do, than it does right now. I can't even begin to explain what that means, but the fact that I basically had to force myself to this page today is not good. I mean that it's not good because I do enjoy writing here. I really do. That's why I'm concerned. I don't want to force myself to write here. Why I have such strong feelings against doing this today, that I don't understand.]

I watched Paul McCartney on Jimmy Fallon the other night. It's always great to see him on TV, but it is also usually really awkward to see him get interviewed. What do you ask Paul McCartney that hasn't been asked before, and also be a relevant question? I always get uncomfortable when someone interviews him because I just think it's all been asked before, and when he answers, he just sound tired of it all. He's been making and playing music for 50 years, after all.

There was one story he told during the show that really got me thinking, though. This is a guy who's mere presence can make your day memorable. All he has to do is exist in the vicinity of you and you would probably remember that for the rest of your life. The degree of significance would obviously vary if you are, say, a Beatles hater, or a Wings hater, I suppose. But nonetheless, he is a major, global icon. If you met Paul McCartney, I'm sure you would remember that day forever. He told a story of riding a bus in New York, and having that experience, but on his side of it. Meeting a nice lady on the bus, whom he chatted with for the ride to wherever they were each heading. That day stuck with Paul, and I'm sure it stuck with that lady even stronger.

Every day, if Paul McCartney goes into society, someone will probably meet him for the first time, as we all meet people for the first time when we venture out to the store or wherever we are heading. Most people get forgotten. But when Paul McCartney meets someone, it's just a normal experience to him. But those people meeting him, they have something to go home and tell their friends and loved ones about. Not to say that everyone drools over celebrities all day, but it would be pretty fucking neat if you were shopping at the Kroger, and Paul McCartney was picking out bananas next to you. You would probably have to tell someone about that. That's pretty cool. Paul McCartney can make someones day/week/year/life by just existing.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

A Slight Inconvenience

When you have a problem or an ailment, the first thing you want to do, usually, is find the source of the problem, and stop that from being, so that you can stop the problem, right? After I finished that sentence, I realized that I will need to clarify, won't I?

I have back pain. I have it often. This isn't the pain where you can't get out of bed or need to be on disability or anything like that, but it's one where I am focused on it very often. I guess I would even go as far as to say I have "back uncomfort." Well I have tried to find the reason for my pain, and I have come to no conclusion thus far. I sit on the couch with a bolster pillow behind my lower back so that the arch of my back is supported, and that makes me comfortable when I sit. I sleep fine, and it's a bit stiff when I wake up, and my back hurts too.

My complaint here is that I can't find out what I'm doing to make it hurt all day. And it comes and goes. One day it hurts, the next it doesn't. I crack my back by twisting, and I don't think that helps me at all, but this is more of a habit thing, I think. I feel pain in the back, so I twist and crack it, and it doesn't really help. If I were a betting man, I'd bet that's the problem...

So I am here to say that I am going to try and not crack my back anymore, and see if that helps. I have a coworker who says she thinks it's weather related, and that may be true, indeed. It's very cold here in Middle Tennessee, and that makes sense that my back hurts right now. So there's that, I suppose. She also said that if the barametric pressure is high (or low, I don't remember) that that can make peoples backs and joints and stuff ache. So there's that too, I suppose.

So basically, I wanted to take this moment to bitch and complain about my sight inconvenience. Thanks for reading, though. haha

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

I Ate A Lot Of Spaghetti

Ever eat way too much spaghetti? I did that earlier tonight, and now it feels like a lump of carbs in my stomach. As the kids say, "ugh."

If you ever want to know when I spent the whole paycheck before the next one arrives, you can tell by what I eat for dinner at work. If it involves spaghetti, peanut butter, or macaroni, that means I am attempting to not spend money on food this week.

So that's that. I ate a lot of spaghetti, and now I am really full.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Posts About Babies: Name It

Now, for those of you paying attention, the name of this blog post has already been used before, even though the auto-fill option on this computer did not recognize it. It's true, I was looking for a name for the "Posts About Babies" series, and landed on the working title anyway, but that's not the point. The point is that this is no repeat. This is all new! Now, if you weren't paying attention, than this explanation was actually not needed, and you can carry on with reading the actual post...

We are naming our baby girl Evelyn. I was totally convinced that this was the best choice, with the sweetest meaning we could come up with, but I wanted to run it by my Dad first. You see, when we were thinking of names, we were going through our parents and grandparents names to see if any were a good fit, in a way to honor our families. My grandmothers names were Betty and Evelyn. We both liked Evelyn, and thought it would make my dad happy, and who doesn't want to do that, anyway? Not that making my dad happy was the actual, main motive here, but we thought it would be an nice touch. Part of me thought that my mom would feel weird about it, as my parents are divorced, and, well, you know. I believe I've heard stories about how my grandmother (Evelyn) was not a big fan of my mother when they were dating/married or something. Therefore, calling her first grandchild a name of her former mother-in-law might be a little strange for her. The key part for me/her/us to remember is THIS IS NOT HER, AND THIS IS OUR CHILD. Yes, I just got capital on your ass, and yes I just got real defensive. Not sure exactly why, but nonetheless...

I wanted to run the name by my father as well, because, after all, this was his mothers name. I asked him on Thanksgiving day about how he would feel, and he said "Well, she hated that name..."

Ugh... Now what? I mean, I know we all called her Nina, but I figured that was just like, a grandma name, ya know? I guess I didn't realize there was more to it. So while I was formerly convinced that Evelyn was the name, no question, I was now, in fact, questioning it. There was no reason to question it, however, because this is my child. This is our child, me and my wife. She absolutely loved the name, and wasn't budging. So that's what we're going with. That's her name.

Mom, if you don't like it, just call her Evie. That's what I'm going to do most of the time anyway. You aren't my only parent. Sorry. I know you were "there" for me because I lived with you, and no one does more for me than you do and I love you very much. But I also love my father, and I had a grandmother whom I loved as well, even if I didn't know her all that well. Her name was Evelyn. My daughter's name is Evelyn. I love you, even if you hate my child's name, but won't actually say it. I understand.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Posts About Babies: He's a She

It's the weekend! And you know what that means? Here I am blogging away. Let's get to it, shall we?

The last time we talked, I was ranting and raving about getting kicked out of my band by my "friend." Since then I have jammed out with other friends in what will most likely be a part time thing, not necessarily a full time band. Not ideal, but it's what I got right now. I will not be stopped as far as making music. In fact, I would be playing a gig tonight with my boy Sean, had the venue not closed this week. Strangely enough, the gig was with my old band. I should say, our old band, actually. That was going to be interesting, to say the least.

Since I wrote a real post, I have found out that my little baby that is growing inside my wife right now will be in Girl flavor. I was hoping for boy, as I am a boy and I know what to expect throughout life as a boy. Girls, not so much. Girls are complicated beings, and I will probably never understand them. I have tried, like many others in the history of humankind, only to fail miserably as all else have done before me. So raising a girl, telling her what to expect? It'll be interesting. I mean, for a while, she'll be just like any other child. The milestones are the same, regardless of gender for a while. It's when she's older, that when experiences start to separate a bit. Boys get boners. Girls get...periods? What the hell am I supposed to do then?

MOM! HELP!

Anyway, I'm happy to know what she is. I feel like I know her a bit more now. I can't wait to meet her. Ever since I know that she's a girl, and I saw the latest ultrasound as it happened, I know that she has bones and kidneys and kicks and punches my wife's innards all day, and the whole thing seems so much more tangible and real now. She's in the room with us, instead of that other person that will be around eventually. She's basically here. I can feel her. Things have changed. It's not about my band anymore, at all. It's not about me. I never wanted it to not be about me anymore, but now that it is, that's okay. I want the best for her. This is a big fuckin' deal. She's not a little parasite leaching my wifes nutrients anymore. She's Evelyn.

Yes, I just had to Google the spelling of my own daughter's/grandmother's name.

For more on the name choice, stay tuned to this blog!!!! Put me in your Google Reader! Never miss a post!

Friday, November 26, 2010

A Quick Thanksgiving Wrap-up

I'll keep this short. Last time I was here, I talked about a part one, part two thing with coffee and beer. Well, I suck at blogging, apparently, and I never did the part two. Sorry, I'll write that up in the near future. Hang in there, "everybody"!

Anyway, I drove up to my moms in Michigan for a couple days, and it's great. Everyone needs to get away for a little while, and this was my chance. Thanksgiving is/was great, and I ate way too much food. It ain't Thanksgiving unless you're in pain. So that happened. Got to see our good friends Chris and Cindy and their baby. That ruled hard. Always nice to see some folks from back home. After dinner, played Scrabble and a family card game called Push, which is basically Phase 10, but only five phases...it's great.

Loads to talk about, but I believe you get the idea of what's up. I'll be driving back to Nashville this afternoon, right after the lunch feast of leftovers! That's about to happen, so with that, I'll leave it until tomorrow morning, since I'm a weekend blogger now, right?

Happy Thanksgiving errbody!!!

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Get Your Drink On pt. 1

I guess I'm a weekend blogger now...Didn't mean for that to happen.

Anyway, what's up, America? What's up Canada? What's up, Earth?

I'm up, and that's okay, I'm used to it by now. Sleeping in is overrated. I got shit to do, damnit.

There are two things I enjoy that are better when done correctly. Coffee and Beer. These are two things that make me happy, and they are things you begin and end the day with (typically). Coffee comes in all sorts of varieties, and several different types of packaging. Most people drink coffee that is pre-ground, canned, and cheap. That's okay, I did for a long time, too. I'm not knocking anyone who drinks Maxwell House or Folgers out of the can. In fact, if that's all you ever drink/drank, that's probably the way you like your coffee. Hey, that's all I used to drink, too. Gradually, I started drinking coffee from places that specalize in that sort of thing, and also eventually I started weening myself off of loading the cup with cream, and then sugar, until one day I just started drinking my coffee black. Then I went to grinding my own whole beans, like, the bag of beans you get from the grocery store, like the "preimum Folgers" or the Dunkin' Donuts brands.

I realized I was starting to really enjoy all the different kinds of coffee out there, and all the good coffees that are available. There's so much more than just a cup of stale, shitty canned coffee. There's a whole world of wonderfully roasted, fresh, whole bean coffee out there to find, and taste, and enjoy. It ain't really about the wake up juice aspect of it that it used to be. It's about tasting the deliciousness of it. Though to be honest, if I don't have that morning cup of joe, I want to kill the innocent. So you better get outta my way if I'm haven't had my coffee yet.

I enjoy the world of coffee, but I do it in the comfort of my own home, because it's so much cheaper than going to some uppity coffee shop somewhere, of which there are thousands. Not that I'm opposed to coffee shops, but everyone associates them with Starbucks, and everyone loves to have a "coffee drink" loaded with sugar, cream and bullshit. Not me. I'll take a cup of coffee, black. Love it. I get my beans from Whole Foods lately, because they freshly roast their shit right there in the store, and it's days old, not weeks old. It's awesome. Now to try other places that roast their own, because there are a few here in town. It's fun. It's something to do, ya know? Drink a cup a coffee, cuz it tastes good.

Sorta like drinking a beer...

see ya tomorrow.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

The List

Alright, so I feel like I'm having a harder time jumping back into this thing after this newest six-day hiatus, but let me do my best.

Back in 2008, when working as a Slot Tech, there was one particular night where I had access to a computer, but no access to the internet, for whatever reason. This was probably because of my boss at the time. Whatever the case, I had to find a way to pass the time. I spent a good amount of time creating a list. The list of my top 50 favorite albums of all time. I worked hard on the list, making sure I had everything in it's right place. I did it because I was always saying things like "this is my favorite album ever!" when in reality, it probably wasn't. But I wanted to actually spend time figuring out where the albums fell in my personal rankings.

Well, that list is now obsolete, because I have gotten sick of certain albums, and have had some amazing new music enter my life in the past two years. So I am going to make a 2010 version of the list soon. I think I want to share it with the readers (you people (what do you mean, "you people)), as well. I also think I should share the 2008 list, even if you just want to glance over it, see what landed at the number one spot...number 42 spot, perhaps?

I don't know, I just do this for fun. Not to say the albums are the Greatest of All-Time!!! or whatever...more of a personal ranking of the music that I have connected with over the years.

Please enjoy looking over the 2008 list.









Have a nice weekend.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Save Me From the Daylight

Man, I like this daylight savings time. This one is the good one, where you get an extra hour of sleep, weather you're working in the morning or not. It helps even more when you do have to work the next morning, like me. The only people it really doesn't help all that much is the people who have to work midnights. They just have to work an extra hour, and I suppose it's up to the management if they want to pay the employee the extra hour worked. Because technically, they only worked eight hours. That's what the time card says, anyway. We were lucky enough at the casino that they did pay the extra hour. Here at my current employer? Not sure.

But for those lucky folks like me, who work the weekend, this is the best day of the year. You get an extra hour of sleep. I actually went to bed pretty early last night as well, so I got extra extra sleep. I honestly don't feel that much better than normal, I guess. But just knowing I got like, nine hours of sleep before my early Sunday shift? That's never happened before, I don't think.

It's also a great time of year if you like to party at the bar, because those stay open for an extra hour, too. Here in Nashville, the bars say open until 3 a.m. anyway, so make that 4 a.m. on a night like last night. I recall taking advantage of the time change a few years ago, when my brother and Jesse Smith and I went out, and stayed out until the extra party hour was expired. Good time, I think. I don't know I was pretty drunk. Pretty sure I had to work the next morning, however. This is where the extra hour backfired. I had used the hour to party instead of sleep. That was a rough morning, if I'm not mistaken. Still, if I was able to remember it, the partying, that must mean it was worth it. Good times.


The only other drawback I can think of from this time change is that it will start getting dark here in Nashville at around 5:30 today. That's just depressing.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Vote for Twofeathers

I really wanted to write the exact same blog post Big Dave wrote, but it's all been done now. I do want to talk a bit about my experience with voting in Tennessee.

Yeah, I voted. It was awesome. It's always a pleasure to vote in America. We have that right, and weather you care or not, that's important. We're not touched by the fact that people can't voice their opinions in other parts of the world, or that certain people weren't able vote in this country until relatively short time ago. That's okay, people. You do what you like, I suppose.

I noticed something happen while I was voting. The list for the choice for Governor was quite extensive, even if the television had only really told me about two candidates. After I cast my vote for Governor, I proceeded to another part of the ballot. It should be noted that this was an electronic voting machine, which I had never used before Tuesday, so that was fun. Anyway, I went to the next part of the ballot, and I wasn't really reading what the column was for. I didn't recognize any of the names on the list, but I liked the name of one candidate, one Carl Twofeathers Whitaker. I said, what the hell, sounds awesome, so I punched the box on the screen next to his name. Doing this, it erased my original vote for governor. Turns out, his name was on the continuation of the original governor list. It was pretty unclear, at least to me, that the list was that long. I could have just not been paying that close enough of attention, and cast my vote for Twofeathers. I was able to switch it back to who I wanted to vote for.

Anyway, turns out that Twofeathers came in third place in the state. Makes me think that several other people had made the same mistake I had done. I noticed that it had changed my vote, and I would have to say that someone no one had ever heard of coming in third, that would be a pretty good indicator that I am correct, and either of the two "major" candidates lost some votes because a lot of folks were simply not paying attention.

Weather or not this swayed the election is doubful, because it was a massive defeat on the part of Bill Haslem. But still, it was pretty funny that I noticed that happen while voting, and then to find out he came in third place.

haha.

Not Available for Rent

I don't know if you know it, but I'm not much of a movie guy. I just don't like the prospect of sitting in front of a screen for an hour and a half to two hours at a time. I just don't have that sort of attention span. But everyone knows someone who's a huge movie buff.

So anyway, those people that are big DVD collectors, they don't make much sense to me. I like to watch a movie one time, and if I want to see it again, I'll seek it out. But owning a copy of a movie just seems like a huge waste of time for me.

This is where rentals come in. Most regular, sane people get their movies, at least sometimes, via some sort of rental service. Some people use "on demand" services that are provided via cable or satellite providers. Others, like me, use Netflix, weather it's "instant Netflix" or the regular old discs in the mail deal (of which I do both). The real old fashioned way is to go to your local video store and rent a movie. This third option has seriously declined in recent years, mainly because of the services I mentioned above. That's all fine and dandy, but it got me thinking, what about video games? Sure, there's a service out there, called Gamefly, that rents video games through the mail, like Netflix, but I think it's pretty expensive and not really worth it, if I remember correctly.

I was thinking about this because we had tried to go to our nearest Hollywood Video to rent a game or two, and the place was closed down. There is just not a whole lot of places in town to rent a movie, or more importantly, video games, anymore. There was a Blockbuster on West End Ave. that closed down and is a Pinkberry now. I know of one Blockbuster, and I don't really want to go there, because I hate Blockbuster. But at this point, if I want to rent a video game, what choice do I have?

Another thing, movies on DVD or Blu-Ray are relatively cheap still, where as video games are at least $50, but usually $60. I can't afford that shit, man. I refuse to pay that. I want to rent, but with the decline in video stores, it dragged the options for renting games down with it. And that sucks.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Halloween

Halloween has always, always been right near the top of my favorite holidays. I have so many great memories of trick or treading around Negaunee, with all the game-planning I would do, usually with my cousin Patrick and a friend or two or ours. We would plan out our route, as to maximize our candy-grab, and we always underestimated our endurance.

You see, Negaunee is set up in the ideal fashion for Trick or Treating in my opinion. It's street, next to street, next to street, next to street, with lots and lots of houses, all of which are egear to hand out the delicious "fun size" chocolate bars. Quite frankly, if any house gave me anything else than a chocolate bar, I was pretty mad that I wasted my time on that house. There's chocolate in these other houses, and you're wasting my time with Jolly Ranchers? Get outta here, man.

But anyway, we would have all kinds of plans to hit Lincoln st, Main st, Case st, Peck st, and Clark st, and if there was time, Cherry st. I don't think we ever made it past half of Clark st, because we got tired or it was just too dark, and everyone had pretty much gone home at that point, and people started running out of candy on the later parts so they had their lights off. We would get a pretty decent haul, but not like some other kids, who would fill half of a pillow case. We never ever got that much, but we would deffinately get way too much for one kid. Didn't matter though, it was about getting as much as you could, no matter if you needed it or not.

Those were some of the best nights of my youth. Everyone in town is out and about, and it just felt like something was happening, and it certainly was. It's Halloween!

As I got older, I would dress up anyway, even if it was just to hand out candy at home. I still wanted to show off how great a costume I could put together. In high school, I dressed up exclusivly as some sort of Pro Wrestling charecter. I was Head Banger Thrasher one year, then I was Mankind, and then I was Kane. One year when I was much younger I was Road Warrior Hawk, and that was a badass costume, thanks to my Stepmom. She put that together amazingly.

And then as an adult, I would dress up every year, with better costumes every year. One year I tried to paint my face up like some kind of skelaton, and tried to wash it off because it looked stupid. It ended up just smudging all the black and white paint together and it turned like a grey mess, and this was the year when all the Anthrax was being sent around, so I just said I had Anthrax for Halloween. It was pretty funny.

I dressed as a Myspace in 2006. I was Tummy T. Togo in 2007. I was a Weatherman in a Hurricane in 2008, and that won me $100.

Last year, I took a pass on costumes.

This year, I wore my wife's beer maid costume from last year, and it was a hit at the party I went to last night.

Halloween is always a blast, no matter if your young or old. I hate when people have a problem with adults dressing up for Halloween. It's still fun to do stuff for this amazing holiday. I don't care, I just like to have fun with it. I'd say Halloween is my favorite holiday, but Christmas still rules for several reasons. But it certainly is up there. Probably number 2 on the list.

Happy Halloween!

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Posts About Babies: Eating for Two

Here's my problem. I live with a pregnant woman. And as you may know, pregnant women eat a lot more than regular women. That shouldn't mean that I have to eat more food, but when the person I'm married to eats all the time, so do I. It's just the way it works, I guess. She needs to eat a snack, I do to. Therefore, I'm eating a lot more often, and it often happens to be food that's not exactly healthy. This is my choice, and I'm just a weakling who wants to eat delicious food, without really thinking about the consequences.

Well, as it tends to happen, when you increase your calorie intake, you also increase your waistline. This is happening. I see it in my reflection. I'm gaining weight at an alarming rate, and I don't really have the motivation to counter the calorie intake with exercise, even though I know that must be done if I want to keep my chiseled bod in tact. For some reason, I just don't care.

But I do care, or else I wouldn't be writing this post right now. So now I have to concentrate on either cutting my ridiculous intake of food, or start walking my ass to the fitness center. I can't get super fat. I just can't let myself get to that point. Because shit rolls down hill, and it's so hard to get back to where you once were. We Americans are so good at putting weight on, because it's so easy. We have some really convenient choices in food, that also happen to taste awesome, but also will put pounds on you. I need to start thinking about it again.

I don't have to eat for two, but I am anyway.

Monday, October 25, 2010

A Changing Day In Your Life

What can I say, people? My world just got flipped on it's ear. I was told that 3 members of my band that aren't me are "leaving the band." They want to go in different direction, musically.

This left me to wonder why me? I guess I just wasn't good enough.

That's all. I'm depressed about it. The end.

I'm Not A Bazooka, and I'm not a band either.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Street Savvy

Where to begin, this morning?

We played a gig last night in Clarksville, TN, and it was kind of a disaster. As soon after the first dude started playing, (he was a solo acoustic act) there were suddenly a bunch of people hanging around the stage and what not. I was optimistic about this, as this was early and there were actually people here. Well, as soon as he got off stage and exited the building, his crowd followed him out. When we started playing, there were about 15 people on this like, bench thingy, on the side of the "floor" just chillin'. They were listening, but quite frankly, I doubt they liked what they heard. We screwed up a few times. There were tuning issues, you couldn't hear the violin, and we had to stop in the middle of the fucking song. It was awful. I fucked up a lot, but tried to play it cool. It sucks, because we're better than that.

We got some nice applause, and in all reality, they probably dug it. We're just hard on ourselves.

After we got done playing, most of the band did our usual thing of bailing immediately afterwards like a dog with it's tail between it's legs. That's perfectly acceptable after that show. Again, I'm not saying it was a totally disaster, but we've felt better after other shows, for sure. Well, Sean, Bethany and I stuck around for a minute to check out the next band. They were called The Savvy, and I don't know where they were from but they were FUCKING RAWKSTARZ DEWD! The had their merch table set up, with a TV painted with their little logo on it, so when it was on, the static was a background with the paint over it. It was pretty sweet, actually. They had CDs and T-shirts and blah blah blah. They had a van, and all their gear had their name stenciled on it, like a real band! The guitarist and bassist had their synchronized head bang moves down-pat. The singer had his skinny ass flailing around stage, swinging his mic around like every other band he's ever seen, ever. The drummer was doing this little stick twirl/wave thingy, like he's so cool. The singer was drinking/spitting water all over the place. The guitar player jumped up on his amp to play his little effect-laden solo.

It was all bullshit. It was all a big show. Fuck those guys, man. They really didn't have any talent, they just acted like they did. It didn't matter what they played or what words they sang. It was all about how they looked. They tried so hard to look like a real band, that has a record contract and goes on a stage in front of thousands of adoring fans. But in reality, they were four dudes in an all-ages venue in Clarksville, TN, with FIVE people watching them, not including me, Sean or Bethany. C'mon, dudes. You're not fooling anyone, partly because there was no one to fool. I will hand it to them that they have a lot of energy, and what they lacked in real talent, they made up for in showmanship. But when you step back and look at it, you could just tell these guys had seen these moves pulled off by their musical heros, and said, "Hey man, I could do that, too!"

Some people/bands bring it when they play live. Some bands just look like they're copying what those bands did. These guys were trying to fool people into believeing they were legit, when they weren't. Like James Dean Wells once said, "If you sound like every other band, do the world a favor and break up immediately." I say that goes for looking like every other band out there, too.

I'm looking at you, The Savvy.

Whoever the fuck you are.

Whoever the fuck you think you are.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

I Can See I'm Going Blind

Yesterday, I had a pretty scary moment. I was playing with the dog on the bed, wrestling with him or whatever, playing, you know. Well, as we were playing, he got a bit panicked as I tried to pull him in a direction he did not want to go, he flailed his paws around and hit me square on the eye. At first, I thought he had for sure done some serious damage to my eyeball. It stung like the dickens. Not like, flail around like a stuck pig or whatever, but like, an "oh shit" kind of feeling. This moment I'm speaking about lasted for about 2-3 seconds, when I realized that he must have missed, but barely. I got up and went to the mirror in the bathroom, and saw that he had cut open my lower eyelid with one of his razor toes. Like, right below my eyeball. There was a little bit of blood, enough to warrant putting a tissue on it. This made me realize how lucky I had just was. If he had hit me in the eyeball with that nail, it would have done some serious, serious damage. Hospital trip damage. Surgery damage. Life-changing damage. Just like that, my entire life could have been altered by one dog claw to one eyeball, in one split-second, without me even realizing what had happened. It amazed me that he missed, because it was so close. It's these lucky moments we tend to forget, where we nearly had something really awful happen to us. It's the actual shitty events we tend to remember, mainly because we would have to deal with whatever fallout comes with the shitty event. Like, we remember an actual car accident, because it actually happened. We don't remember the time that guy pulled out in front of us and nearly caused an accident. Know what I'm saying?

It got me thinking about this paralyzed guy who came in and talked to our 7th grade health class. He talked about how you should never take life for granted, and your ability to walk for granted. I often think of that guy. Do I take my sight for granted? I could have gone blind in my right eye. I know I was really lucky yesterday, and I hope I don't forget this incident.

Another thing that amazed me is how quickly the eye can react to something flying towards it. I didn't even try to react to my dogs paw, but I must have done so, at least a little bit, because he didn't hit the eyeball. Unless I was just that lucky. Either way, it made me realize how quickly shit can turn for the worst, when you least expect it and when you can't control the situation.

Well, try to enjoy today, okay?

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

The Horse, I Has Fallen Off It

I haven't written in far too long, and I'm sorry. My regular life got put on hold, while dealing with the combination of getting the time off of work to travel, then actually traveling north. It was pretty rad seeing all those guys again. I haven't seen most of them in about 18 months, or in the case of my brother, 21 months. That's way too damn long for me to go without seeing the people I'm used to seeing everyday.

Anyway, other than that everything is alright here. I still don't have a topic to cover, and I think you should be aware of that going into this. I just realized in the past week or so that blogging is something I do on the side, and lately, there has been a pretty major moment in my life with that visit up north. Blogging has been the least important thing on my to-do list. I'm sure I'll get back into the swing of things, but for now, I leave you with a hearty good day, to you! Have a good one, sirs and sir-etts

Monday, October 11, 2010

Shedding Tears

Yesterday was quite a miserable day for me. Quite miserable, indeed.

I get very emotionally involved with my favorite sports teams. I mean, I really get into it, and I want to see them win so badly, and it hurts so badly when the eventually fail me, and lose on a big stage. I am very passionate about my sports teams I follow.

Atlanta Braves
San Fransisco 49ers
Nashville Predators
and to a lesser extent, the Chicago Bulls

I have been a fan of the Niners and Braves since I was a little boy, and the Bulls, sort of, as well. The Predators just about a year now, I've been a fan. Anyway, the main focus of my emotional conneciton to these teams is the Niners and Braves. Well, both of them happened to be playing in big games yesterday, with the Braves in a very important playoff game and the Niners on national television game on Sunday Night Football. Both teams provided a moment of great joy, followed by a huge letdown.

First off, the Braves were being the Braves for about seven and a half innings yesterday, by looking like a minor league team, not playing well, getting beaten by whoever, and then they were just being themselves again when Eric Hinske hit a 2-run go-ahead homerun in the bottom of the eighth. I was fist-pumping and hootin' and hollerin'. The dog looked at me like I was nuts. I was so happy! They have done this sort of thing all season, with late game heroics, getting it done at the last minute. Just get three more outs, and this baby is OVER! Then...

Brooks Conrad can't play second base, and let's down an entire fan base with one error...no three errors, in the entire game...that directly lead to runs scored. Braves lose. Giants lead the series 2-1. We have to win both the next two games to advance...It's not likely. A great season, washed away by one guy who makes errors a lot. FUN

Anyway, so once that fiasco was done, I wanted to improve my mood with my favorite football team on NBC. They started out great, then proceeded to fall apart faster than my false hopes and dreams. They were getting pwnd in the third quarter, and then rallied to make it a game, then eventually blew it anyway, which I kind of figured they would do.

A fitting ending to a shitty day. The Niners are winless this season (0-5) and the Braves are one loss away from ending the season altogether. I get very emotionally invested to these teams, and it would be a lot easier if they would just fucking lose all the time, but no, they have to win some, make me happy, then blow it when it matters. These two teams had success when I was a child, and that's why I liked them. I haven't seen either of these teams do well (I mean champions) since 1995, when they both (in the same calender year) won championships! 1995 was a great year for me! Now, they hint at being a good team, then fucking die, just as I get my hopes up.

Good thing the NHL season started last week. Go Preds...Until you disappoint as well.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Posts About Babies: The Smoking Gun

I really think my wife thinks I've been buying cigarettes, even though this is not the case. I had a wallet full of cash starting last week, and it has slowly disappeared, and I can't explain where it has gone. She's not the type to accuse me of doing dastardly things with the money, like lying about quitting smoking, and smoking behind her back. I have not done this, but when she asked me what I've been blowing all my cash on these last bunch of day, I had no good answer. I find it hard to believe that I've blown that much cash on snacks and Coke Zero, but I'm pretty sure that has actually happened. I'm a fat kid, I suppose.

But I quit, or I should really say, I am quitting. I said I would, and I'm sticking to my word. I said I would in about 2002, when she asked me to quit, and I said I would quit when I know I have a child on the way. I said, "as soon as I am going to be a father, I will quit immediately." I am living up to my word, and this was the only way I was going to quit. So no, I am not buying cigarettes. I am buying potato chips. A lot of potato chips.

I'm not sure why my wife wouldn't ask if I was spending money on cigarettes, as I am a terrible liar, and she would know in an instant if I was telling the truth or not, but I noticed she often avoids asking me questions like that. Not sure if she just wants to avoid dealing with a problem she has with me, because that's totally the opposite of how we run things in this relationship. We communicate, and that's why it has worked for so long. I wish more people understood the importance of communication. So when she was sort of hinting that she was wondering where the money was spent, I know the thought came into her head that I was spending it on cigarettes, and not telling her I was smoking. But she didn't confront me, and just believed me when I said "I have not idea where the money went, honey." Because that's the truth, but a weird answer to give, and one that I would imagine would garner some follow-up questions.

But yes, I quit because of the pending fatherhood. I actually started quiting the day before we found out, but I continued with full force because of the fact that I wanted to live up to my word as a 19 year old. I'm doing great, by the way.

Everyone is doing great. All is well here.


Friday, October 8, 2010

The Old Me's Dead and Gone (to you)

I just wrote an entire blog post, edited it, reread it, and deleted it. I simply could not put those thoughts and feelings out on the internet. I'm not that kind of person. BUT, I will touch on the subject, without blasting someone in the process.

The subject I refer to above, is the feeling of being forgotten, like out of sight out of mind, sort of thing. Now, as I have made it painfully clear in the past year or so, I am a transplant from one part of the country to another, and that means I moved away from a lot of people that I love and care about. The feeling is mutual, even if they don't quite say so everyday. Or even if it's very rare that you hear from them at all. I know those people back home are my friends. There's no question about it. Some people have a harder time than others understanding this, and that's okay, they didn't expect to be "forgotten" about after they moved. I was expecting it, because I had a friend go through the same thing, so I knew what to expect. He didn't, and that's how I learned what to expect. His misery is my gain, sort of, I guess.

Well anyway, I feel bad for the guy, man. He still feels forgotten about after all this time, and it really shouldn't be that way. I know that people back home are busy, and have probably moved on from you and I. They don't have time to call or text or message you on facebook, because they have lives that we're not a part of anymore. It's a sad reality, but nonetheless, reality. You can't go harboring grudges against the people you once called friends back home because they never contact you. You're just not around anymore. You're out of sight! I understand this, and I hope someday you will too.



Tuesday, October 5, 2010

The FCC Is Gonna Take A Shit Right On Your Head

As many of you probably know, I'm a pretty big fan of a band called Band of Horses. Recently, as in the past 5 or 6 months, I've been listening to a radio station here in Nashville called Lightning100, and they've been playing the shit out of that band for the most part of my listening experience. They've especially ramped up their plays this week, because the station sponsors a free outdoor concert every Thursday called Live on the Green. Band of Horses is playing it this Thursday, and I'm pretty bummed out that I won't be able to see them. I have to work, and getting out of that shift is unlikely. Additionally, I just saw them this past July. All of this is besides the point, I suppose.

Well anyway, as I say, they keep playing them on this radio station, particularly, their lead single from their latest album, Infinite Arms, a song called Laredo. I couldn't help but notice that in there appeared to be a line in the song that probably shouldn't be on the radio. I looked up the line in the song, and according to the lyric website, the line says "a kitchen knife, fucked in the face." While that line really doesn't make any sense, that is exactly what it sounds like he sings. I noticed that they were definitely not editing the song on the radio, therefore, I must be wrong. Well, yesterday, as I was listening to the station, like I do, I noticed that they had edited out one line, and inserted one from another part of the song. Well, that would tell me that I was right, and they finally realized it. They were broadcasting the word fuck on the radio, over and over. Or were they? What I needed was another source. I looked up the lyrics, but what I found was a mixed result.

Some sites said "Kitchen knife, fucked in the face." While others said "Kitchen knife, up to my face" which makes a little bit more sense. So, the Lightning100 radio edit makes me think that either they were fooled by the internet as well, or vice versa. I don't know what the real lyric is, but either way, the song is badass, and I'm really just glad I can hear it on the radio somewhere. Whatever the lyric is, I hope it's fucked, because that means they were broadcasting the word fuck for months and months, and that's hilarious.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

#PBtoast2010

I'm 95% sure that I have spent some time talking about #PBtoast2010 on this blog before, but as I tried to look back and find when I did that and what I talked about, I can't find the post. I'm don't think I went into a great amount of detail if I did, but if I did, I'm sorry for repeating myself.

My friends and I have been doing this #PBtoast2010 campagin for a while now, almost exclusively on the Twitter, with mostly positive results. The results are positive because if you eat peanut butter on piece of toast, your day will be infinitely better because of it. Today, I have taken #PBtoast2010 to a new level of confidence and power.

You see, as Big Dave had pointed out during his Popularity Issue promotion, America loves them some Jif. I grew up on Skippy, but I'm not allowed to purchase it, because my lovely wife is a big Jif fan, herself. Well as I had commented in the comments section of that post by Big Dave, I really like peanut butter that comes premixed with honey. Jif makes one that has honey in it, and it's very good, indeed. But if you want to take your peanut butter experience through the fucking roof, may I suggest Peter Pan honey roast creamy peanut butter.

**I really wanted to take this time to insert a picture of the jar, but I can't figure it out/don't care enough/couldn't find the right picture. Just imagine a picture of peanut butter right here. Thank you***

I've never tasted a better peanut butter, and I'm not fucking around. I'm currently eating it out of the jar with a knife as I type. It's so goddamn tasty, I could scream. I just want everyone to try this shit. It's so good! It's way better than the Jif kind, so if you were considering buying some of this, and they only have the Jif version, don't fucking bother. Don't waste your time. Just buy whatever you buy normally, and wait until the time you are shopping and they actually have the Peter Pan Honey Roast peanut butter available. Buy it, and then kiss your old brand goodbye, because you just had a religious experience in your mouth. You just had an experience.

Please listen to me on this. If nothing else, just listen to me on this subject. I promise I won't lead you astray!

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Posts About Babies: Required Reading

So I decided to go with Posts About Babies as the running title of the posts about the pregnancy. Why the hell not? No one suggested one, and I can't think of anything else, so go with that.

Last night, I almost lost a limb at the hand of a pregnant woman. Not that I felt that she would actually harm me, but I couldn't believe how quickly she turned on me. She was on the phone with her mother, and there was a dog on a couch cushion in between her and her glass of ice water. She politely asked me if I could get up and grab it for her, which I got up and did. When I grabbed the water glass off the table, I took a sip of it, and she ANGRILY whispered to me "Give me that water I'm really thirsty and all I want is that water."

Woah.

Where did that come from? One minute she was fine, next she was whisper-yelling at me. I suppose that happens with this pregnancy thing. According to my book, this is normal.

I got caught up on my book this morning, The Expectant Father. The book goes month by month, so that makes it easier to read because I only have to read a chapter a month. The thing is, it's not really telling me anything I couldn't have figured out myself at this point anyway. Basically it says "don't be an asshole, don't worry if you feel left out, try to stay involved and educated. Also, talk about stuff you are going through with your wife as well as with other people who've been through this already." Yeah, I got it. I do that. I'm that kind of person anyway. Though, I'll keep reading it, even if I don't really feel like I need to. It's not going to hurt anything, right? I'm sure I will some things from the book.

So that's what I deal with, getting whisper-yelled-at, and all in all, it's not bad for me. I feel really bad for my wife, because she is going though all this, and I just want her to feel good. There's nothing I can do about this, but according to the book, that's normal, and I will experience that feeling for a while. I guess I learned that. So that's good.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Wrong Address

We have this on-going situation here at my wonderful apartment in Nashville. For those of you that are aren't familiar with the National Football League or what teams play where, we have a team here in Nashville called the Tennessee Titans. On that team are real people, who have real residencies and mailing addresses and livelihoods. Sometimes, pro athletes have a hard time knowing how to change their address, apparently because we keep getting mail and deliveries for a certain NFL player named Jacob Ford. Mr. Ford is a defensive linemen and wears number 78 on the Titans. He plays occasionally, and I've watched him play on TV while sitting on my couch in his old apartment. Pretty neat, if you ask me.

I know he used to live here because the mailman told me so on the day we were moving in. He said, "You know, one of the Titans used to live there." I was all like, "Really? Cool." A day or two later, I decided to check the mailbox to see if we had gotten any mail at the new apartment yet. There was not, but instead of any or our mail, it was stuffed up with a bunch of mail for one Jacob Ford. That's when I had to Google him, and that's when I learned who he was. Slowly, but surely, his mail began to stop coming, but every once in a while, we get his mail. We got his NFL retirement package paperwork once. We got a Christmas card, sent from the family of the Defensive Coordinator, Chuck Cecil. We got his Eastbay catalog. Things of that nature.

This had stopped almost entirely until today, when I got a package from FedEx, addressed to Mr. Ford. Now what? You can't just write "wrong address" on the envelope and stick it back in the mailbox. No, there is no mailbox for FedEx. So I called FedEx and they're coming to pick it up. It's just another reminder that someone who made it to the NFL used to sit right where I'm currently sitting, but I got his FedEx'd shit. At one time I wanted to keep a pile of his mail, and when he did a public appearance, I was gonna show up and ask him to autograph it. But I chickened out. Plus I think that's sort of illegal, but I don't know. Would have been pretty funny though.

so anyway, next time you're watching a Titans game and you see #78 out there, Jacob Ford, know that at the same time, I am writing "wrong address" on an envelope somewhere.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

The Greatest Fall Of All Time

Hey everyone, just thought I'd mix it up with an evening edition!

Now that fall has finally arrived in Middle Tennessee, I can finally break out that hooded sweatshirt that I wear for six months straight. Well, maybe not the same sweatshirt, but one of a few different ones that I have acquired in the last few years. Anyway, I really like wearing them, because they are warm and they make me look cooler, in my opinion. Sometimes, you just like to wear certain clothes because you like how they make you look. For me, its the zip-up hooded sweatshirt. The pull-over kind is pretty good too, but I like the zip-up kind, mainly because you don't have to get your hair all static-y every time you put it on or take it off.

The problem is that "fall"weather here in Middle Tennessee isn't exactly what I had experienced in the good ol' U.P. For example, the forecast for Negaunee tomorrow is some sun with a shower, high of 53, low of 32. In Nashville, it's bright sun and pleasant, high of 74, low of 49. That's a big difference. But having the high temperature for the past six months around 90, 74 feels like sweatshirt weather, for sure. Nonetheless, it still feels like fall, because it's cooler and the sunshine is coming in at a different angle than it was in the summer, which is a big deal that I don't think many people realize matters in what season it feels like outside. As the world turns, the sun gets lower and lower in the sky and makes everything lit just ever so slightly differently, and no matter where you are, it feels like fall, because the sun angle tells you so, even if you didn't fully realize it.

But the point here is that fall is my favorite season, for sure. I always used to vote summer, since my summers were filled with doing a whole lot of nothing, except sleeping in and being a lazy teenager. Now, it doesn't matter what season it is, I have to go to work. Football, Playoff Baseball, eventually there will be Hockey. Halloween, probably my favorite holiday. Too bad the leaves won't be falling off the trees here in Nashville for another month or so. True story. I'll let you know when they finally start turning.

Until tomorrow. Have a good day.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Posts About Babies: Name It

So I know I want to post an update at least weekly, maybe a few times a week of what I'm going though as a dad-to-be. That's the easy part. The hard part was trying to come up with a name for the posts. I thought of "BabyPocalypse" or "Childageddon" or something like that, but I don't know, man. I also thought of calling them "Countdown to Pizza" but that doesn't make much sense, now does it?

No, I deffenitely need a name for these posts. I like how that's what I'm dealing with as a dad-to-be right now, whereas the mom-to-be is dealing with "ligement pain" and an expanding belly, which makes clothes not fit quite right. She's dealing with food aversion, and gag-reflexing, and as of Sunday, puking. She's dealing with taking awful-tasting gummy prenatal vitamins. She's dealing with starting to cry at the sight of things that would not move most people, emotionally. She wants to go back to bed, and has done so, about 3 hours after she wakes up. She is perpetually tired.

Meanwhile, I can't figure out what to name my posts about soon-to-be-fatherhood. That's what I'm dealing with. I'm also in charge of making her breakfast every single morning, no matter what (unless I'm off to work, obviously). I have been making more of an effort to be understanding in her time of emotional rollercoaster, though to her credit, she has been doing quite well on this front. She hasn't really bit my head off, unless I deserved it, which I'll admit, because I'm still trying to quit smoking, therefore, sometimes I'm not exactly the nicest person to be around either.

All in all, things are pretty normal around here. There's no real change as far as routine, because things haven't started to really be fucked with yet. So I'm thinking of a name for the baby posts, and I would love you're help, if you would like to help! That would be great!

Comment below or contact me via facebook, email, or twitter!

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Letter Association, Revisited.

Man, I got a confession to make. I have been way ahead of myself on these blog posts. Every blog post that has been on a weekday since I started getting my act together and blogging on consecutive days, has been written the day before, and posted the following morning. I didn't write on Friday, but I posted on Friday. That's why I love the blogger, man. Write when I can, post as needed.

Well, I'm writing today to tell you that even this blog you are reading, was written yesterday. But does that matter? If the words are still relevant, it doesn't matter if they were written in April, right?

Not entirely sure why I'm confessing this to you, as it really doesn't matter at all, but I wanted to tell you this.

I was mentally blogging in the shower again, and I was thinking about the post I did where I associated letters with one vowel to make an abbreviation, and they all worked out. I wanted to do that again, but this time with the letter O. How do you all feel about that? Good! Let's do it!

OA: Where you tell the dog to go when he's begging. "go OA, dog."
OB: Out of bounds
OC: Orange County, made famous by a shitty TV show I never watched.
OD: Over-Dose
OE: Old English. This is usually followed by the number 800 by college kids and alcoholics.
OF: Of Montreal. Of...It's just of.
OG: Original Gangsta
OH: I can't think of anything...Oh, wait, I just thought of something!
OI: OI OI OI! OI TO THE WORLD! OI PUNX UNITE!
OJ: Orange Juice
OK: Everything will be OK, I promise
OL: The Ol Oak Tree
OM: Odyssey of the Mind. Took me forever to figure out how to spell that. Not Odyssey, but Mynd, or minde or whatever.
ON: I'm totally ON that last description. I'm also ON to you, you sneaky bastard.
OO: spaghetti-o's
OP: Ocean Pacific. A clothing company that failed geography in elementary school.
OQ: What you say when you see a picture of a puppy or a baby and you're not really that interested
OR: this OR that. So choose wisely.
OS: Operating System
OT: Overtime. As in, I'm not even supposed to be here today.
OU: University of Oklahoma. Or what you say when your suprised to find out who stole your shit.
OV: Nickname of a really good hockey player.
OW: what you say when you burn you're tongue on hot soup.
OX: an Oxen. Or the last thing you say before sufficating in outer space."Oh SHIT I'm out of ox..."
OY: OY OY OY! OY PUNX! Bitter rivals of OI punx.
OZ: Oz, as in the Wizard of OZ, or the prison show that my mom wouldn't let me watch when we used to have HBO.

Yeah, I'd say the O worked just as good as the A. Let's bring this back another time, shall we?

Monday, September 27, 2010

E Du Toilette's and Whatnot

The polls have closed on the reader poll and the winner of favorite day of the week was Saturday. What does this mean? That people love the weekend?

Shocker.

Okay, what was I expecting, a rush of votes for Thursday? Who the fuck likes Thursday? Although, someone did vote for Tuesday...What is wrong with you? Tuesdays are the worst.

Alright so I got the latest issue of Sports Illustrated, right? No, this isn't about sports. This is about the cologne that came for free inside the magazine. They don't do it often in SI, but I love it when they put those pages in. Peel them apart, you get to smell what that perfume/cologne/e du toilette smells like. Bonus! Nice thing about a person like me, I have no shame rubbing an entire magazine page against my skin so that I get to smell like the expensive cologne, for free. Well, that just happened. The only problem is, whatever the smell is or whoever makes it, I now smell like the Mall at Green Hills. Which I'm pretty sure means I smell like Abercrombie & Fitch. Is that good or bad? The cologne is not A&F, I guess it's actually Ralph Lauren, and surely don't have the ripped abs of the dudes in A&F ads. I remember walking past A&F store at some mall, somewhere, and there were real people standing in front of the store. One guy and one girl, if I'm not mistaken, and their job was to stand there and look hot. WOW. Just be hot, and get paid. Dream job, right there.

So anyway, I got free smells this morning. Suck it. I ain't buying your cologne, Ralph Lauren, because you just gave it to me, for free. I'll keep rubbing this page on me until it stops transferring. There's four different scents on here, so I might be here a while. Suckers.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Giving God a Chance

Hell, even my eyes glazed over when reading that last post. ech, sorry about yesterday (Editors Note: today's post as well, bear with me!) . More comedy coming soon...

Anyway let me touch on a few topics here. Yesterday, I did something I haven't done in...wow, 10 years, maybe? More than 10 years? I don't remember, but...I went to church. Now, this wasn't your typical church thing. No, this was a lot more laid back. This was more like a community of people coming together to talk about the Bible and God. Not so bad. They had fantastic coffee available. It was nice. I would go there, if I wasn't up to anything else. Why the HELL not? Right?

I consider myself agnostic, which means I'm not against religion, I just question everything. Instead of just sitting on the sidelines, leaning towards atheism, perhaps I need to be on the inside for a minute. I should probably take in that other side, seriously, to find out where I belong. I'm sure this will be a good thing, whatever conclusion I come up with. If there is a God, I doubt we could ever know about it, because I don't think we are capable of that. Know what I mean? But I'd like to try to find out.


I try to take the BD&C aproach to Religion and Politics on this blog lately, which means, don't touch those topics. But, It's not like I'm debating the merits of the church, or tearing it down. No, I went to church and I didn't hate it. That doesn't mean I'm going to become a church nut. Though when I was listening to him talk, I can see why people do become religious crazies. I can see how persuasive and powerful the Bible can be, as well as the way it's interpreted, and then preached from. I'm smart enough to know when I've had enough Bible thumping, and when to walk away, if need be. But I'm approaching the situation with an open mind. I'm not resisting this. I'm giving it a shot.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

The Long (shot) Job Interview

I had quite the experience yesterday at the hands of one of the largest hospitality companies in the world.

I went for a job interview with Gaylord Opryland Hotel and Convention Center, or whatever it's called. From here on, I'll call it Opryland for the shorter typing advantage. Just so you know what I'm talking about.

What I learned is that Gaylord has a lot of money. That's for sure. Apparently, Opryland Hotel is the largest hotel and convention center in the entire world. Found that out too. Usually, if you have the "largest" of something, especially a business, you have a lot of money. Well, I have not seen much of Opryland from the inside before, although I have heard that it is absolutely beautiful. My wife has seen it and took some pictures, and I have seen various pictures here and there from the inside. I only saw a very limited portion of the place, and what I saw was actually kind of boring. I was in the Presidential Ballroom area, and they had a lot of room dividers up for different phases of the interview process. It still looked pretty grand, nonetheless.

So to start the day off, I drank a few cups of coffee, took a shower, and put on my shirt and tie, and put my resume into a folder. I set off, for my interview.

I parked the car at the designated parking area, which was a Baptist church across the street from Opryland, got checked in, and boarded a charter bus. After sitting on the bus for nearly an hour, due to them being backed-up at the next phase of the process, I finally arrived at the Presidential entrance thingy. When the other 50 or so people and I got off the bus, we were greeted by a bunch of guys and gals in suits and stuff giving us a round of applause. That was a pretty neat feeling, getting clapped at for no reason other than us getting job interviews. Well, then it was time to stand in line to get checked in. That took, oh, I'd say about a half hour. Then, it was to a holding area where we sat and watched a hokey video produced by them showing their employees having a good time, playing brooms as fake guitars to various hit songs, and stuff like that. Employees dancing around.

We were then escorted to a room where a trainer lady gave us some info about Gaylord and Opryland in general. That's where I learned about the size of the place I was in, and whatnot. We watched a welcome video, saying how great it is to work at Opryland. This got me thinking, Man, they are spending a lot of time and effort telling us how great a job this is, that were trying to get. Why would they do that? We're already here, it's not like they need to convince us not to leave or whatever. Why are they bothering with all of this? I never got an answer to that. I still don't know why they would do that, except that it gives me reason to believe it's actually a cooler job than I even realized. Or, they're hiding something, but I doubt that. All I ever herd was how great of a place this is to work at.

Well anyway, that part ended and we went into another waiting area, with like, 50 to 75 chairs set up, where we were waiting for the next phase, which was the "screening" process. I waited longer than everyone else in my initial group, which I knew was a bad sign. I had applied for the job of Guest Service Agent. When they finally called my name, I went into a big room with several tables set up and people interviewing people, and sat at a little round table with a nice lady, whom I didn't catch the name of. She asked me basic questions like if I had ever been arrested or if I had any speeding tickets. Then she asked me to tell her about a time where I had to work in a team, and how that worked out. I told her about some bullshit time where as a slot tech, we had to work together to do a machine install, which I think was bullshit. I wasn't a tech when they did the massive install back in 2006. I was a guard, so I lied. I panicked. I totally lost it. How in the hell was I unprepared for the "teamwork" question? Note taken.

Didn't matter much anyway, as she proceeded to tell me the position I applied for had been filled, but they had a seasonal opportunity that would end at the beginning of next year. After carefully weighing my options, I decided not to leave my current full-time job for a temporary one, and she escorted me out to the bus again. THE END.

I didn't get a job at Opryland, and that's okay. I had that feeling of being rejected on the drive home, even though that was not really the case. I absolutely knew going into it that I would not get a job at Opryland. There are a lot of unemployed people out there, and this was a huge hiring event. Thousands upon Thousands of people had come out for the event, and without an outstanding resume, I would most likely not get a job there, so the dejections were minimal. I just wish I hadn't spent four hours of my day off trying. What it did do for me was make me realize that this was a place I would definitely like to work in the future. My eyes are open to that place, and I will be back, trying again next time, for sure. I really liked it there, and I know it would be a huge improvement of employer. The company I currently work for is pretty cheap-o. There's a reason they have such a high turnover rate. Fill spots with warm bodies until they get fed up and quit, then replace them with other warm bodies. This is a job for people to have while they're looking for other jobs.

Overall, it was a good experience, and I didn't blow it. I just had no leverage. I was in no way, a stand-out candidate. Oh well, I'll keep looking for more money in other ways and with other jobs. Until I do, I'll happily show up for this one. It's better that a lot of the other people that were out there looking for a job at Opryland, when they have no other job. In that way, I am truly fortunate.

Friday, September 24, 2010

The Announcement

Ive met a lot of people in my life. I have a certain expectation, I suppose, when it comes to people in the world. While I have met some truly wonderful people in my time here on earth, none have really been perfect in every way. My lovely wife has been pretty close. I do love her a lot. But no one is quite right.

Well, you know what they say, if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself, right? So I'm just going to go ahead and make my own.

Thats right, I'm making a person. Well, technically, my wife is making a person. She is growing one in her belly right now. Pretty weird/cool. I saw it yesterday. I saw a heart beating inside a chest of a little person inside of my wife. While I knew she was pregnant, four diferent little sticks on which you pee have said that it is so. Yesterday was the true first time it really, really sank in. A little new version of me, who has all kinds of potential to do great things. Coupled with my wife's ambition to be successful, and my awesomeness, this kid will be a prodigy. Okay, maybe I'm stretching it a little bit here, but I believe there are great things about to happen, to a lot of people in my family and in life in general.

I'm happy to give a grandbaby to my parents. My mom is ecstatic. My dad says he's "tickled pink" at the thought. We got so much love on Facebook yesterday when we announced it, I was a bit overwhelmed. A very high percentage of my friends on there turned out to wish congratulations and best-wishes. Pretty neat to see the people you know/knew give so much love.

So all in all, yesterday was a pretty neat-o day. I'm going to have a baby. I imaging I'll keep that subject in mind when posting for the next...well probably for the rest of my life. Things are a changin' but I'm not too worried about it. Change is good. I'm still the drummer for I'm Not A Bazooka, and I will be until they kick me out. That will hopefully never happen.

Okay, my dog is really asking to go out and poo now. Thanks for reading. Have a nice day.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

A Change of Heart

Seven days in a ROW I have blogged. You're welcome, America.

It's amazing what spending time with someone you didn't really know before can do for your personal feelings towards said person. Let's say you have developed an opinion about someone before you actually gotten to know this person. We as people tend to do this a lot. As they say, stereotypes are a real time saver. People make conclusions based on first impressions. Everyone, weather good or bad. When your first impression is this, it may take a lot of eye-opening on a personal level to change ones initial perception. Well, I have to admit...That. Just. Happened.

I have had the pleasure of working with her for about two weeks now, and I have to tell you, she's just a young, fun ex-college girl. Nothing else. Yes, she has made some questionable professionalism decisions here at this job, but what the fuck? Why should that reflect on her personality? What I've found is a person with a pretty pleasant personality, who can joke around and have some fun at work. That's all I really need in a coworker. Her and I are able to do our "things" at work, (by things, I mean carefully slack off) and do it without stepping on each others toes. Absolutely wonderful.

So, whatever I said about her in the previous, well-read and well-recieved rant, I have to take back a lot of it. The bummer part is she is leaving this job in a few days. Her last day will be the first, and I'll really be a sad guy, because I was really starting to enjoy working with her. Now, I'll most likely be stuck with some clueless twit whom I have to retrain every night. No, not probably. Definitely. This is a fact. She is already on the weekend graveyard shifts, and I'm sure she will be moved into the Mon.-Fri. shift. Motherfucker, I'm not to thrilled about it, either.

Good thing I have a job interview on Friday...right?

Stay tuned.


Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Fun With Google Scribe

If you don't know what Google Scribe is, well, this is what it just resulted for me. Enjoy the nonsense....

So what are you doing today to kill the bacteria causing the infection in these animals? Because I am not sure if they still exist. Therefore, we can see how much money they have. Information for advertisers to gather information about their visitors. When they were not able to be added to the list. It will then disappear into the night. The first step towards sustainable design features that Nike will be releasing their new single on itunes.

That just happened. All with Google scribe.