Thursday, September 30, 2010

The Greatest Fall Of All Time

Hey everyone, just thought I'd mix it up with an evening edition!

Now that fall has finally arrived in Middle Tennessee, I can finally break out that hooded sweatshirt that I wear for six months straight. Well, maybe not the same sweatshirt, but one of a few different ones that I have acquired in the last few years. Anyway, I really like wearing them, because they are warm and they make me look cooler, in my opinion. Sometimes, you just like to wear certain clothes because you like how they make you look. For me, its the zip-up hooded sweatshirt. The pull-over kind is pretty good too, but I like the zip-up kind, mainly because you don't have to get your hair all static-y every time you put it on or take it off.

The problem is that "fall"weather here in Middle Tennessee isn't exactly what I had experienced in the good ol' U.P. For example, the forecast for Negaunee tomorrow is some sun with a shower, high of 53, low of 32. In Nashville, it's bright sun and pleasant, high of 74, low of 49. That's a big difference. But having the high temperature for the past six months around 90, 74 feels like sweatshirt weather, for sure. Nonetheless, it still feels like fall, because it's cooler and the sunshine is coming in at a different angle than it was in the summer, which is a big deal that I don't think many people realize matters in what season it feels like outside. As the world turns, the sun gets lower and lower in the sky and makes everything lit just ever so slightly differently, and no matter where you are, it feels like fall, because the sun angle tells you so, even if you didn't fully realize it.

But the point here is that fall is my favorite season, for sure. I always used to vote summer, since my summers were filled with doing a whole lot of nothing, except sleeping in and being a lazy teenager. Now, it doesn't matter what season it is, I have to go to work. Football, Playoff Baseball, eventually there will be Hockey. Halloween, probably my favorite holiday. Too bad the leaves won't be falling off the trees here in Nashville for another month or so. True story. I'll let you know when they finally start turning.

Until tomorrow. Have a good day.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Posts About Babies: Name It

So I know I want to post an update at least weekly, maybe a few times a week of what I'm going though as a dad-to-be. That's the easy part. The hard part was trying to come up with a name for the posts. I thought of "BabyPocalypse" or "Childageddon" or something like that, but I don't know, man. I also thought of calling them "Countdown to Pizza" but that doesn't make much sense, now does it?

No, I deffenitely need a name for these posts. I like how that's what I'm dealing with as a dad-to-be right now, whereas the mom-to-be is dealing with "ligement pain" and an expanding belly, which makes clothes not fit quite right. She's dealing with food aversion, and gag-reflexing, and as of Sunday, puking. She's dealing with taking awful-tasting gummy prenatal vitamins. She's dealing with starting to cry at the sight of things that would not move most people, emotionally. She wants to go back to bed, and has done so, about 3 hours after she wakes up. She is perpetually tired.

Meanwhile, I can't figure out what to name my posts about soon-to-be-fatherhood. That's what I'm dealing with. I'm also in charge of making her breakfast every single morning, no matter what (unless I'm off to work, obviously). I have been making more of an effort to be understanding in her time of emotional rollercoaster, though to her credit, she has been doing quite well on this front. She hasn't really bit my head off, unless I deserved it, which I'll admit, because I'm still trying to quit smoking, therefore, sometimes I'm not exactly the nicest person to be around either.

All in all, things are pretty normal around here. There's no real change as far as routine, because things haven't started to really be fucked with yet. So I'm thinking of a name for the baby posts, and I would love you're help, if you would like to help! That would be great!

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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Letter Association, Revisited.

Man, I got a confession to make. I have been way ahead of myself on these blog posts. Every blog post that has been on a weekday since I started getting my act together and blogging on consecutive days, has been written the day before, and posted the following morning. I didn't write on Friday, but I posted on Friday. That's why I love the blogger, man. Write when I can, post as needed.

Well, I'm writing today to tell you that even this blog you are reading, was written yesterday. But does that matter? If the words are still relevant, it doesn't matter if they were written in April, right?

Not entirely sure why I'm confessing this to you, as it really doesn't matter at all, but I wanted to tell you this.

I was mentally blogging in the shower again, and I was thinking about the post I did where I associated letters with one vowel to make an abbreviation, and they all worked out. I wanted to do that again, but this time with the letter O. How do you all feel about that? Good! Let's do it!

OA: Where you tell the dog to go when he's begging. "go OA, dog."
OB: Out of bounds
OC: Orange County, made famous by a shitty TV show I never watched.
OD: Over-Dose
OE: Old English. This is usually followed by the number 800 by college kids and alcoholics.
OF: Of Montreal. Of...It's just of.
OG: Original Gangsta
OH: I can't think of anything...Oh, wait, I just thought of something!
OI: OI OI OI! OI TO THE WORLD! OI PUNX UNITE!
OJ: Orange Juice
OK: Everything will be OK, I promise
OL: The Ol Oak Tree
OM: Odyssey of the Mind. Took me forever to figure out how to spell that. Not Odyssey, but Mynd, or minde or whatever.
ON: I'm totally ON that last description. I'm also ON to you, you sneaky bastard.
OO: spaghetti-o's
OP: Ocean Pacific. A clothing company that failed geography in elementary school.
OQ: What you say when you see a picture of a puppy or a baby and you're not really that interested
OR: this OR that. So choose wisely.
OS: Operating System
OT: Overtime. As in, I'm not even supposed to be here today.
OU: University of Oklahoma. Or what you say when your suprised to find out who stole your shit.
OV: Nickname of a really good hockey player.
OW: what you say when you burn you're tongue on hot soup.
OX: an Oxen. Or the last thing you say before sufficating in outer space."Oh SHIT I'm out of ox..."
OY: OY OY OY! OY PUNX! Bitter rivals of OI punx.
OZ: Oz, as in the Wizard of OZ, or the prison show that my mom wouldn't let me watch when we used to have HBO.

Yeah, I'd say the O worked just as good as the A. Let's bring this back another time, shall we?

Monday, September 27, 2010

E Du Toilette's and Whatnot

The polls have closed on the reader poll and the winner of favorite day of the week was Saturday. What does this mean? That people love the weekend?

Shocker.

Okay, what was I expecting, a rush of votes for Thursday? Who the fuck likes Thursday? Although, someone did vote for Tuesday...What is wrong with you? Tuesdays are the worst.

Alright so I got the latest issue of Sports Illustrated, right? No, this isn't about sports. This is about the cologne that came for free inside the magazine. They don't do it often in SI, but I love it when they put those pages in. Peel them apart, you get to smell what that perfume/cologne/e du toilette smells like. Bonus! Nice thing about a person like me, I have no shame rubbing an entire magazine page against my skin so that I get to smell like the expensive cologne, for free. Well, that just happened. The only problem is, whatever the smell is or whoever makes it, I now smell like the Mall at Green Hills. Which I'm pretty sure means I smell like Abercrombie & Fitch. Is that good or bad? The cologne is not A&F, I guess it's actually Ralph Lauren, and surely don't have the ripped abs of the dudes in A&F ads. I remember walking past A&F store at some mall, somewhere, and there were real people standing in front of the store. One guy and one girl, if I'm not mistaken, and their job was to stand there and look hot. WOW. Just be hot, and get paid. Dream job, right there.

So anyway, I got free smells this morning. Suck it. I ain't buying your cologne, Ralph Lauren, because you just gave it to me, for free. I'll keep rubbing this page on me until it stops transferring. There's four different scents on here, so I might be here a while. Suckers.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Giving God a Chance

Hell, even my eyes glazed over when reading that last post. ech, sorry about yesterday (Editors Note: today's post as well, bear with me!) . More comedy coming soon...

Anyway let me touch on a few topics here. Yesterday, I did something I haven't done in...wow, 10 years, maybe? More than 10 years? I don't remember, but...I went to church. Now, this wasn't your typical church thing. No, this was a lot more laid back. This was more like a community of people coming together to talk about the Bible and God. Not so bad. They had fantastic coffee available. It was nice. I would go there, if I wasn't up to anything else. Why the HELL not? Right?

I consider myself agnostic, which means I'm not against religion, I just question everything. Instead of just sitting on the sidelines, leaning towards atheism, perhaps I need to be on the inside for a minute. I should probably take in that other side, seriously, to find out where I belong. I'm sure this will be a good thing, whatever conclusion I come up with. If there is a God, I doubt we could ever know about it, because I don't think we are capable of that. Know what I mean? But I'd like to try to find out.


I try to take the BD&C aproach to Religion and Politics on this blog lately, which means, don't touch those topics. But, It's not like I'm debating the merits of the church, or tearing it down. No, I went to church and I didn't hate it. That doesn't mean I'm going to become a church nut. Though when I was listening to him talk, I can see why people do become religious crazies. I can see how persuasive and powerful the Bible can be, as well as the way it's interpreted, and then preached from. I'm smart enough to know when I've had enough Bible thumping, and when to walk away, if need be. But I'm approaching the situation with an open mind. I'm not resisting this. I'm giving it a shot.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

The Long (shot) Job Interview

I had quite the experience yesterday at the hands of one of the largest hospitality companies in the world.

I went for a job interview with Gaylord Opryland Hotel and Convention Center, or whatever it's called. From here on, I'll call it Opryland for the shorter typing advantage. Just so you know what I'm talking about.

What I learned is that Gaylord has a lot of money. That's for sure. Apparently, Opryland Hotel is the largest hotel and convention center in the entire world. Found that out too. Usually, if you have the "largest" of something, especially a business, you have a lot of money. Well, I have not seen much of Opryland from the inside before, although I have heard that it is absolutely beautiful. My wife has seen it and took some pictures, and I have seen various pictures here and there from the inside. I only saw a very limited portion of the place, and what I saw was actually kind of boring. I was in the Presidential Ballroom area, and they had a lot of room dividers up for different phases of the interview process. It still looked pretty grand, nonetheless.

So to start the day off, I drank a few cups of coffee, took a shower, and put on my shirt and tie, and put my resume into a folder. I set off, for my interview.

I parked the car at the designated parking area, which was a Baptist church across the street from Opryland, got checked in, and boarded a charter bus. After sitting on the bus for nearly an hour, due to them being backed-up at the next phase of the process, I finally arrived at the Presidential entrance thingy. When the other 50 or so people and I got off the bus, we were greeted by a bunch of guys and gals in suits and stuff giving us a round of applause. That was a pretty neat feeling, getting clapped at for no reason other than us getting job interviews. Well, then it was time to stand in line to get checked in. That took, oh, I'd say about a half hour. Then, it was to a holding area where we sat and watched a hokey video produced by them showing their employees having a good time, playing brooms as fake guitars to various hit songs, and stuff like that. Employees dancing around.

We were then escorted to a room where a trainer lady gave us some info about Gaylord and Opryland in general. That's where I learned about the size of the place I was in, and whatnot. We watched a welcome video, saying how great it is to work at Opryland. This got me thinking, Man, they are spending a lot of time and effort telling us how great a job this is, that were trying to get. Why would they do that? We're already here, it's not like they need to convince us not to leave or whatever. Why are they bothering with all of this? I never got an answer to that. I still don't know why they would do that, except that it gives me reason to believe it's actually a cooler job than I even realized. Or, they're hiding something, but I doubt that. All I ever herd was how great of a place this is to work at.

Well anyway, that part ended and we went into another waiting area, with like, 50 to 75 chairs set up, where we were waiting for the next phase, which was the "screening" process. I waited longer than everyone else in my initial group, which I knew was a bad sign. I had applied for the job of Guest Service Agent. When they finally called my name, I went into a big room with several tables set up and people interviewing people, and sat at a little round table with a nice lady, whom I didn't catch the name of. She asked me basic questions like if I had ever been arrested or if I had any speeding tickets. Then she asked me to tell her about a time where I had to work in a team, and how that worked out. I told her about some bullshit time where as a slot tech, we had to work together to do a machine install, which I think was bullshit. I wasn't a tech when they did the massive install back in 2006. I was a guard, so I lied. I panicked. I totally lost it. How in the hell was I unprepared for the "teamwork" question? Note taken.

Didn't matter much anyway, as she proceeded to tell me the position I applied for had been filled, but they had a seasonal opportunity that would end at the beginning of next year. After carefully weighing my options, I decided not to leave my current full-time job for a temporary one, and she escorted me out to the bus again. THE END.

I didn't get a job at Opryland, and that's okay. I had that feeling of being rejected on the drive home, even though that was not really the case. I absolutely knew going into it that I would not get a job at Opryland. There are a lot of unemployed people out there, and this was a huge hiring event. Thousands upon Thousands of people had come out for the event, and without an outstanding resume, I would most likely not get a job there, so the dejections were minimal. I just wish I hadn't spent four hours of my day off trying. What it did do for me was make me realize that this was a place I would definitely like to work in the future. My eyes are open to that place, and I will be back, trying again next time, for sure. I really liked it there, and I know it would be a huge improvement of employer. The company I currently work for is pretty cheap-o. There's a reason they have such a high turnover rate. Fill spots with warm bodies until they get fed up and quit, then replace them with other warm bodies. This is a job for people to have while they're looking for other jobs.

Overall, it was a good experience, and I didn't blow it. I just had no leverage. I was in no way, a stand-out candidate. Oh well, I'll keep looking for more money in other ways and with other jobs. Until I do, I'll happily show up for this one. It's better that a lot of the other people that were out there looking for a job at Opryland, when they have no other job. In that way, I am truly fortunate.

Friday, September 24, 2010

The Announcement

Ive met a lot of people in my life. I have a certain expectation, I suppose, when it comes to people in the world. While I have met some truly wonderful people in my time here on earth, none have really been perfect in every way. My lovely wife has been pretty close. I do love her a lot. But no one is quite right.

Well, you know what they say, if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself, right? So I'm just going to go ahead and make my own.

Thats right, I'm making a person. Well, technically, my wife is making a person. She is growing one in her belly right now. Pretty weird/cool. I saw it yesterday. I saw a heart beating inside a chest of a little person inside of my wife. While I knew she was pregnant, four diferent little sticks on which you pee have said that it is so. Yesterday was the true first time it really, really sank in. A little new version of me, who has all kinds of potential to do great things. Coupled with my wife's ambition to be successful, and my awesomeness, this kid will be a prodigy. Okay, maybe I'm stretching it a little bit here, but I believe there are great things about to happen, to a lot of people in my family and in life in general.

I'm happy to give a grandbaby to my parents. My mom is ecstatic. My dad says he's "tickled pink" at the thought. We got so much love on Facebook yesterday when we announced it, I was a bit overwhelmed. A very high percentage of my friends on there turned out to wish congratulations and best-wishes. Pretty neat to see the people you know/knew give so much love.

So all in all, yesterday was a pretty neat-o day. I'm going to have a baby. I imaging I'll keep that subject in mind when posting for the next...well probably for the rest of my life. Things are a changin' but I'm not too worried about it. Change is good. I'm still the drummer for I'm Not A Bazooka, and I will be until they kick me out. That will hopefully never happen.

Okay, my dog is really asking to go out and poo now. Thanks for reading. Have a nice day.