Friday, May 28, 2010

Vote or Die

Okay so I mentioned a few weeks ago that someone had voted for the Montreal Canadiens to win the Stanley cup. This was potentially accurate at the time, but it is now WRONG!!! You are wrong, just like everyone else who voted, by proxy, for "other," whom did not make the playoffs.

It has come to light that the person that voted for the Canadiens was my lovely wife. So she wins. She's better than all of you other people because she at least knows how to cast a vote. She votes, and it's probably you non-voting bastards that didn't go out and vote against George Bush in 2004, aren't you? Jerks.

Vote or Die. Even on polls about the Stanley Cup on blogs no one reads. Vote or Die. You're freedom depends on it.

1 comment:

  1. Okay, I tried to vote in your poll for the San Jose Sharks (WRONG!) but it was already closed, and this still during the first round. Like, The Caps had already gone down in flames but the other series were still going for the most part. Maybe since I tried to vote but was not allowed to I can be just maimed instead of the die part.

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